Mad dog professor type who takes pleasure in disappointing friends and clients with waspish comments about their assets
by The Bart November 26, 2008
A complete and utter asshole and rapes children and cursed them out. He can eat my dick and go suck one too.
Fuck you Dr. Devitt!
by Dr. Devitt Is a bitch November 1, 2018
Wow, look at him... His name must be Mr Devitt!
I need someone to get drunk with..
"Well you better call Mr Devitt...
I need someone to get drunk with..
"Well you better call Mr Devitt...
by SRandom February 21, 2018
The greatest Segment Slayer to have ever lived is Patrick Devitt, crown-bearer of the legendary "Josh Duncan's 'Got Any Change for this Kwarter' segment, among thousands of others in at least 3 US states. When Patrick is not slaying segments, he is busy instigating mental anguish and feelings of inferiority in his Strava rivals. Additionally, one time in college he started dictating a story in his sleep, which was later adapted by his roommate Orson Welles into the screenplay for "Citizen Kane," widely considered the greatest film of all time. No one knows how old Patrick is. Despite the fact that he has never appeared on the show, in 2019 Ken Jennings conceded that Patrick was the best Jeopardy contestant in the show's then-36-year history. Kanye West has also privately claimed that it was in fact Patrick, and not Beyonce, who had the best video of all time. While these and his many other achievements are beyond debate, in 2020 and 2021 Devitt was widely criticized for his condescension toward users posting their walking miles on Strava, as well as for a general lack of wokeness, which spurred the #walkforpatrick and #cancelpatrick movements in northern Illinois.
Today was a rest day, but I took the kids to the park and posted it on Strava so Patrick Devitt would see it and disapprove. #walkforpatrick
by #cancelpatrick October 18, 2021
An ancient elder of Wingham origin, is thick in frame and has arms that the size of the clouds that loom Everest.
by Sir Devitt III November 10, 2017