Deucela

A person trained to advise, assist, and offer emotional and physical comfort to a individual before, during, and after a difficult poop. The Bachelor of Science in Deucela is a three-year full-time Program, that is delivered in three terms per year. The program is based on a concept, competency-based approach. Students are exposed to the latest technology, innovative practice-based experiences, and provide with a range of resources.

I’m one of the countless people out there who owe their lives to a deucela. In 2013, I was having a difficult poo and was starting to bleed out. My deucela saved my life. He lite candles, put on soft music and dabbed my asshole clean. He also educated me in the lost art of the courtesy flush. Which consequently saved other lives in that department store bathroom.

Deucela by LittleAnt September 22, 2023

Deucemax 

An extremely powerful laxative. Where other laxatives boast to be "Gently Effective," Deucemax is "Ruthlessly Efficient." Rectal bleeding is a sign that the drug is working.

Me and a bunch of friends took the Deucemax Challenge. We all lost.

Deucemax by Speed Dub January 16, 2008

deucebanger 

A men's bathroom that would appear small (for one person), but upon entering realizing there is actually use for two (urinal and toilet).

(in bathroom line, to the male in front of you waiting seemingly for the bathroom door to open): "Dude you can roll in, it's a deucebanger."

deucebanger by McGrapeNutts December 10, 2009

deuceacabre 

Another way of saying deuces to your chupacabra's or bros.

Yo im out. deuceacabre.

deuceacabre by AbK Walrus January 19, 2012

Deuceball 

to leave a group of people so that you own't get caught.

"Yo tell me how we was all running from da cops and Lade deuceballed us"

Deuceball by Mimi Enterprises December 22, 2008

deucefag

The most epic swear word of all time!

Combination of:

Douche
Douchebag
Deuce
Fag

"You fucking deucefag!!!!"

deucefag by TwoAcesAndADeuce November 21, 2011

deucebag 

1) A bag for shit.
2) A person who resembles such a bag.

I can't believe that guy just stole that dude's wife's favorite pet's chew toy! What a deucebag!

deucebag by Nick Pie February 17, 2008