A person trained to advise, assist, and offer emotional and physical comfort to a individual before, during, and after a difficult poop. The Bachelor of Science in Deucela is a three-year full-time Program, that is delivered in three terms per year. The program is based on a concept, competency-based approach. Students are exposed to the latest technology, innovative practice-based experiences, and provide with a range of resources.
I’m one of the countless people out there who owe their lives to a deucela. In 2013, I was having a difficult poo and was starting to bleed out. My deucela saved my life. He lite candles, put on soft music and dabbed my asshole clean. He also educated me in the lost art of the courtesy flush. Which consequently saved other lives in that department store bathroom.
by LittleAnt September 22, 2023
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A men's bathroom that would appear small (for one person), but upon entering realizing there is actually use for two (urinal and toilet).
(in bathroom line, to the male in front of you waiting seemingly for the bathroom door to open): "Dude you can roll in, it's a deucebanger."
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