As John returns from the bathroom, he says to a coworker. "Man. Talk about deucephoria! After dropping that crazy warlock, all I could do for a moment was enjoy it"
Or
"Man does that feel better! I almost passed out from the deucephoria"
A turd that resembles that of a crocodile. Porous enough to float, but heavy enough that half of it is submerged, much like the eyes of a crocodile peeking through the water.