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Despondex 

Made by Pfizer in collaboration with The Onion News Network, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness. It can prevent loud joyful squeals when a friend calls, Christmas caroling, costume parties, talking in line at a grocery store, community potlucks, excessive hugging, and smiles.
Are you annoyingly happy?
Despondex could be right for you.
If you are in a good mood occasionally that is normal but if you have a persistant positive outlook on life you should ask your doctor about Despondex.
Now you too can waste a night sitting on the couch with your friends or family watching a TV show no one enjoys.
Despondex prevents happiness better than watching the news, considering man's impact on nature, checking your bank balance, and thinking about how old you are and how little you have accomplished.
Despondex by ericri September 10, 2009

Despondent 

down in the dumps
Fayaz is despondent when Anthony misses their 3:30 PM hug appointment. See also: inconsolable.
Despondent by BrandonWalsh April 11, 2014

despondent 

Fucking hopeless.
Johnny was despondent because his IQ was 4.
despondent by Fred Jung. October 17, 2003
A response to a message that was sent extremely late or out of a reasonable time frame.
From text message:

Girl-hey what you up to (sent 2:00pm)
Guy-nutin much kickin back at my casa btw sorry about my Desponse (sent 4:27 pm)
Girl-it's ok I was gonna invite you to the movies but we just got back from seeing it
Guy-oh. Damn
Desponse by Shainsworth of VTA March 30, 2009

disconsending

Don't be so disconsending blood.
disconsending by DJrumination May 14, 2008

Despondent 

A state of depression. Unblissful.
despondent, distracted, your vicious, and romantic
Despondent by zZz_Jinxy_zZz January 15, 2007
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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