Despouse 

Leaving your kids with your husband or wife so you can take a break for the night.

It was a long week of schlepping the kids, so I despoused of them Saturday night and went out with some friends.

Despouse by P2ejk October 31, 2022

Despouse 

To pawn your kids off on your significant other so as to get a break from the daily grind of childcare.

After a week of schlepping the kids to school and lounge lessons, I despoused of them and went for a drink with some friends.

Despouse by P2ejk October 31, 2022

Despouse 

To pawn your kids off on your significant other so as to get a break from the daily grind of childcare.

After a week of schlepping the kids to school and lounge lessons, I despoused of them and went for a drink with some friends.

Despouse by P2ejk October 31, 2022

Desponse

A response to a message that was sent extremely late or out of a reasonable time frame.

From text message:

Girl-hey what you up to (sent 2:00pm)
Guy-nutin much kickin back at my casa btw sorry about my Desponse (sent 4:27 pm)
Girl-it's ok I was gonna invite you to the movies but we just got back from seeing it
Guy-oh. Damn

Desponse by Shainsworth of VTA March 30, 2009

Desmousers

a group of idiots or as*holes

Those guys are a bunch of desmousers

Desmousers by MikeWilliamsdondounut November 23, 2021

Desponsen 

Some whose father has infinite rizz, is called Desponsen

Person 1:"OMG, his father has rizz!"
Person 2:"He is a Desponsen for sure."

Desponsen by snek_lasla March 30, 2023