Despouse

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Leaving your kids with your husband or wife so you can take a break for the night.

It was a long week of schlepping the kids, so I despoused of them Saturday night and went out with some friends.

Despouse by P2ejk October 31, 2022

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Despouse

To pawn your kids off on your significant other so as to get a break from the daily grind of childcare.

After a week of schlepping the kids to school and lounge lessons, I despoused of them and went for a drink with some friends.

Despouse by P2ejk October 31, 2022

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Despouse • Desmousers • Desponse • Desponsen

Despouse

To pawn your kids off on your significant other so as to get a break from the daily grind of childcare.

After a week of schlepping the kids to school and lounge lessons, I despoused of them and went for a drink with some friends.

Despouse by P2ejk October 31, 2022

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Desponse

A response to a message that was sent extremely late or out of a reasonable time frame.

From text message:

Girl-hey what you up to (sent 2:00pm)
Guy-nutin much kickin back at my casa btw sorry about my Desponse (sent 4:27 pm)
Girl-it's ok I was gonna invite you to the movies but we just got back from seeing it
Guy-oh. Damn

Desponse by Shainsworth of VTA March 30, 2009

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Desmousers

a group of idiots or as*holes

Those guys are a bunch of desmousers

Desmousers by MikeWilliamsdondounut November 23, 2021

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Desponsen

Some whose father has infinite rizz, is called Desponsen

Person 1:"OMG, his father has rizz!"
Person 2:"He is a Desponsen for sure."

Desponsen by snek_lasla March 30, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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