Desicrate 

1.) To decimate someone or something beyond the point of what’s humanely reasonable.

2.) The act of disrespecting a man/ woman’s entire family lineage with the treatment of their corpse.

I would highly suggest getting up now — don’t make me desicrate you.

Desicrate by GargantuanSausage November 29, 2021

Designated Dick

n. A male who is selected, before weekend activities begin, to be the booty call for the night. The designated dick is similar to a fuck buddy and friends with benefits but does not necessarily mean that he is either one of those. This predetermined male does not have an obligation to party with or see the female earlier in the day. Designated Dick only means that at the end of the night the male will leave or meet up with the female to participate in sexual activities.

"I need to make sure I have my designated dick situated so I know I'm getting it in this weekend."

"Gotta have my designated dick this weekend to make up for this awful week!"

Designated Dick by HayLove September 18, 2012

Designated Shitter 

When a men's bathroom stall in a high traffic restroom is assigned for shitting only.

In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'

Designated Shitter by Robert Sacamano November 17, 2014

designated driver

The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.

Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.

designated driver by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Designated Drunk 

Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.

The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!"
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."

Designated Drunk by Sanzone September 28, 2005

Desirae 

Desirae is a beautiful and amazing person with the best personality she will get nervous around cute boys she is very loud and sometimes annoying but that’s ok because you still love her and she has many friends she won’t take crap from people she’s always making people laugh and have fun she is beyond gorgeous in every way but sometimes she doesn’t believe it and she can be weird but in a good way she will never leave your side no matter what if anything happens to you she would do anything she can to help. plenty of boys obsessing over her and she always makes good choices she is very very smart and a straight A student if someone messes with one of her friends she will NOT let them get away with it when you first meet you will want to be just like her but then when you hang out you know she is going to be your best friend she’ll stick with you thru anything and everyone around her is proud of her! She is also a very strong independent person who doesn’t like listening but will still be a natural at everything she never leaves people out she has her mood swings but we all do. She is always hungry and loves food she would choose food over boys she will not let you go thru anything alone if she knows something is wrong she will ask you and she will find out what it is weather you want her to or not! She deserves the whole world If you ever find someone like her don’t let them go you will regret it big time please just take my advise she’ll never ever let you down;)

Desirae: im not normal I’m unique and I’m proud!

Me:I’m proud to

Desirae by Itzmeautumn June 4, 2019

designated texter

a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.

Guy 1: "Woah, i almost hit that telephone pole back there, Dude you should be my designated texter "

Guy 2: "Yeah no problem bro"

designated texter by jdcftb12 September 29, 2008