desiccate

1. To dry up
2. To preserve (a food) by drying
3. To drain of emotional or intellectual vitality

1. The hot weather temperatures will desiccate the lawn!
2. The recipe calls for desiccated coconut.
3. Discussing politics with my brother always leaves me feeling desiccated.

desiccate by Septima September 29, 2009

desiccate

1. dry someobject such as squid, for people want to eat it like jerky.
3. Make someone discouraged,depressed, and listless.

1. Fisher got tons of squid and they will desiccate them to sell in the fisher market. But It smells like corps.
2. My pet just throw up all her food, and she is desiccated with no more vigor.

desiccate by purinsy October 18, 2008

Designated Dick

n. A male who is selected, before weekend activities begin, to be the booty call for the night. The designated dick is similar to a fuck buddy and friends with benefits but does not necessarily mean that he is either one of those. This predetermined male does not have an obligation to party with or see the female earlier in the day. Designated Dick only means that at the end of the night the male will leave or meet up with the female to participate in sexual activities.

"I need to make sure I have my designated dick situated so I know I'm getting it in this weekend."

"Gotta have my designated dick this weekend to make up for this awful week!"

Designated Dick by HayLove September 18, 2012

Designated Shitter 

When a men's bathroom stall in a high traffic restroom is assigned for shitting only.

In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'

Designated Shitter by Robert Sacamano November 17, 2014

designated driver

The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.

Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.

designated driver by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Designated Drunk 

Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.

The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!"
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."

Designated Drunk by Sanzone September 28, 2005

designated texter

a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.

Guy 1: "Woah, i almost hit that telephone pole back there, Dude you should be my designated texter "

Guy 2: "Yeah no problem bro"

designated texter by jdcftb12 September 29, 2008