Deecon

Hes a cuck with a small penis who lets his wife be smashed

Man that guy is a deecon

Deecon by Ushabhaha May 23, 2017

John Deacon 

John Deacon is the bassist of the well popular band - Queen. His nickname is Deaky. Some people argue over the fact that it's spelled Deacy and not Deaky, but we don't talk about that. He has said in many interviews that Freddie was his best friend. Some people ship them as a couple (Deacury) but guess what, we don't talk about that either. John is a dancing queen, hense his second nickname Disco Deaky. In the new movie Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by the actor Joe Mazzello who is very similar to John.

Girl 1: I just saw a new leaked image of John Deacon!
Girl 2: Wtf, we need to take it down! The man deserves his privacy!

John Deacon by Joe likes Mozzarella January 6, 2019

John Deacon 

The purest man in the universe. Is cute af, and is also known as Deaky. He has been in hiding for over twenty-two years for good purposes. He has huge yee-haw vibes in The Invisible Man video, and is a Dancing Queen. He is also a part of a band called Queen, which is the greatest band ever. Deaky is a father of six children, and I want him to be MINE.

Friend: Who is that ugly guy that is dancing weirdly?
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!

John Deacon by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

John Deacon 

Legendary bassist of the legendary rock band Queen. Wrote songs such as Another One Bites the Dust and You're My Best Friend. #1 Person to steal your cheese on toast. Softest guy on earth. King of t-posing. Has the most precious teeth gap. Marry him 'cause he's faithful af.

Oh My! John Deacon ate my cheese on toast!

John Deacon by brianmay.king January 24, 2019

Deconstituted 

To have reduced something substantially, to the point where said thing is no longer sufficiently complete to be considered to be that thing, prior to an action's being performed to reconstitute it.

Note: Reconstitution may require a single simple step (such as adding boiling water), or a complex plurality of steps, but the potential for returning said thing to its original form must have been intended for deconstitution to have taken place. If reconstitution was not intended, then the thing was merely destroyed/consumed/ruined etc.

Example 1:

Son: "Do we have any Thai green curry left?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the cupboard. It's deconstituted, though, so you'll need to add two cans of coconut milk, some basil, and toss in some chicken meat, and then cook it on medium-high for about 10 minutes."

Son: "So that's a "no", then."

Example 2:

Lawyer: "I got those files you sent me in my email, but I can't do anything with them. I sent them to my IT people, and they couldn't even identify what they were supposed to be? They must have become corrupted in transfer."

Client: "No, no - they were deconstituted, on purpose, for security reasons. I don't trust public key crypto, and these documents contain critical stuff which is for your eyes & ears only. Now that I have you on the phone, I'll give you the link and password for where you can get the reconstitution tools and the holdback portion, so you can decode them."

Lawyer: "Cool! Give'em to me... Wait, did you say "eyes and ears"?

Client: "Yeah, there's two textual documents, four image files, and a 5 minute video of me explaining how the process works, for your patent guys. Anyway, point your browser to ....., and login as your last name, with the password 'bananahammock'"

Deconstituted by Johnny Soporno February 7, 2010

John Deacon 

John Deacon was the Legendary Bass Player from the Rock Group Queen, Retired in 1997

Mike: Who is that wicked bassist on Another One Bites the Dust
Imputanium: Well mike thats John Deacon

John Deacon by Imputanium September 28, 2006

john deacon 

john deacon is the bassist form the band queen. he has written bops such as “I want to break free”, “you’re my best friend” and more

he deserves the world because he is the cutest little bean ever and his mushroom like hair is the most adorable thing you will see in your entire life

he’s also known for his dancing in queen concerts where he shows that he’s a iconic dancing queen
in the movie “bohemian rhapsody” john is played by joe mazzello that is another cute little bean and if someone hurts him i’m gonna throw hands

girl 1: do you know who john deacon is?
girl 2: no

girl 1:
girl 1: get out of here

john deacon by reddiepotato February 23, 2019