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deconflict

Avoiding mutual interference by allocating time and assets to avoid conflict (collisions, double booking, over-stretching resources etc.).

The term is most commonly used by the military and engineers.
If you have a one lane street with two direction of traffic going through it, the drivers cannot go in both directions at the same time. Drivers can deconflict by taking turns. Three cars go one way, then three cars go the other way.
deconflict by Apeiron0 September 15, 2010
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deconflict

A made-up term used by idiotic managers to describe the process of resolving problems caused by poor communication (or more likely, their own stupidity).
"Make sure your people are sharing information so we can deconflict any problems before they become big issues."
deconflict by Scaurus May 19, 2009
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Deconfliction 

Process to avoid getting all up in some one else's shit.
Military guy doesn't follow specified deconfliction process and accidentally blows his bros head off.
Deconfliction by Soulburner March 17, 2010

deconflix 

The act of scheduling streaming service viewing to ensure no one is using your account when you want to watch something. Portmanteau of "deconflicting Netflix."
I've been waiting all week to binge this season of NETFLIX ORIGINAL CONTENT, but my sister is hogging the account to watch Pokemon again. We should really deconflix our schedules.
deconflix by Sam Clemens XXIV October 30, 2019

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
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