5 definitions by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND

Joerassic Park

This meme I saw in the Borhap fandom, and thought it was funny. I laughed more than I should've.

Take me to Joerassic Park

by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

Meme

A funny picture with a caption, and half the time I don't even understand them.

Me: That's so a meme.

Friend: Dude stop. No.

by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

Freddie Fucking Mercury

A badass diva bitch that loves to fuck with people, but is really a great person. Has an amazing voice, and will fuck anyone and everyone. Has a huge love for cats, and also kind extremely gay, and proud. I love him sm. He is the lead singer in a band named Queen. Has huge daddy vibes in the early 80's, and is a great song-writer. Came out of the closet without coming out. Okay he is a god! A legend, and he is MINE.

Friend: You're a fucking diva bitch.

Me: I KNEW FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY WAS IN ME SOMEWHERE. I LOVE YOU FREDDIE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN HELL ONE DAY.

FREDDIE Mercury, 1984:

Interviewer: Would you like to go to heaven?

Freddie: No. Hell's much better. Look at all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!

Interviewer: *laughs*
Freddie: You're gonna be there, too, ya know.

Me: daMN

by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

Beauty

Me

And you.

I'm beauty

And you, I guess.

by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

John Deacon

The purest man in the universe. Is cute af, and is also known as Deaky. He has been in hiding for over twenty-two years for good purposes. He has huge yee-haw vibes in The Invisible Man video, and is a Dancing Queen. He is also a part of a band called Queen, which is the greatest band ever. Deaky is a father of six children, and I want him to be MINE.

Friend: Who is that ugly guy that is dancing weirdly?
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!

by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019