Take me to Joerassic Park
by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019
The purest man in the universe. Is cute af, and is also known as Deaky. He has been in hiding for over twenty-two years for good purposes. He has huge yee-haw vibes in The Invisible Man video, and is a Dancing Queen. He is also a part of a band called Queen, which is the greatest band ever. Deaky is a father of six children, and I want him to be MINE.
Friend: Who is that ugly guy that is dancing weirdly?
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!
by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019
A badass diva bitch that loves to fuck with people, but is really a great person. Has an amazing voice, and will fuck anyone and everyone. Has a huge love for cats, and also kind extremely gay, and proud. I love him sm. He is the lead singer in a band named Queen. Has huge daddy vibes in the early 80's, and is a great song-writer. Came out of the closet without coming out. Okay he is a god! A legend, and he is MINE.
Friend: You're a fucking diva bitch.
Me: I KNEW FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY WAS IN ME SOMEWHERE. I LOVE YOU FREDDIE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN HELL ONE DAY.
FREDDIE Mercury, 1984:
Interviewer: Would you like to go to heaven?
Freddie: No. Hell's much better. Look at all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!
Interviewer: *laughs*
Freddie: You're gonna be there, too, ya know.
Me: daMN
Me: I KNEW FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY WAS IN ME SOMEWHERE. I LOVE YOU FREDDIE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN HELL ONE DAY.
FREDDIE Mercury, 1984:
Interviewer: Would you like to go to heaven?
Freddie: No. Hell's much better. Look at all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!
Interviewer: *laughs*
Freddie: You're gonna be there, too, ya know.
Me: daMN
by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019
by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019