decrepidate

To crawl into bed and roll yourself up in your duvet like a miniature pancake.

I'm totally exhausted. I'm going to decrepidate and watch Friends.

by ts9195 December 20, 2010

decrepid

When a person is getting old and there skin is all flaky and old

Did you just see that woman" yeahhh she was olddd" mate she was that old she was decrepid

by foggy123 October 30, 2010

decrepid man

a limp penis

"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

decrepid monkey fist

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape

yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist

by intheface December 08, 2009

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