6 definitions by Greg Satin

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"
"Everyone likes a good masterbate."
by Greg Satin January 16, 2003
a pussie stretched to the limits of its wet skin
I was ready to fly when she was spread eagle
by Greg Satin January 17, 2003
"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"
by Greg Satin January 16, 2003
a wretchedly deformed pussie
"Oh my god...now that is one sickly twisted giggley!"
by Greg Satin January 16, 2003
a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass
"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "
by Greg Satin January 16, 2003