Decrepitated

Slowly dying and decaying while alive especially if your name is Dave.

He is so decrepitated that Dave shit under the toilet. Decrepitatedly: the act of dragging people into your decrepitatedness such as shitting on or under the toilet..

Decrepitated by No more Dave February 1, 2018

Decrapitate 

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.

Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.

Decrapitate by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010

Decrapitated 

When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.

Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated

Decrapitated by Broham64 December 14, 2021

Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

Decapitated Turtle by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

Decapitated 

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

Decapitated by zappp November 15, 2005

Decapitated 

Headless.

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

Decapitated by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

decrepidate

To crawl into bed and roll yourself up in your duvet like a miniature pancake.

I'm totally exhausted. I'm going to decrepidate and watch Friends.

decrepidate by ts9195 December 20, 2010