decrepid

When a person is getting old and there skin is all flaky and old
Did you just see that woman" yeahhh she was olddd" mate she was that old she was decrepid
by foggy123 October 30, 2010
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sofa shagger

when some one shoves there penis into a sofa as a form of masterbation,
"did you hear about joe morris", "no what ?", " he told me that he shaggs his sofa every night" haha what a sofa shagger
by foggy123 October 16, 2010
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