Reared

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Originally, to bring up or raise a child (Stewart was reared by his grandmother). Now: to be taught a lesson in an unforgiving manner in any activity, usually a sport or a video game. Essentially a synonym for "schooled", rear also acts as a double entendre, hinting that the schoolee was done in the butt by the schooler-- thus, the lesson was a costly and painful one.

Shit, man! We reared those 14-year-olds in ball today! I can see why they didn't make the JV squad!

Reared by Redacted & Revised May 4, 2008

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reared

When someone sticks their dick up someone's ass.

Oh my, that man got reared by that llama over there.

reared by The one named K3N April 26, 2006

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reared

When someone has a big ass

Yo! That chick is reared.

reared by Simply Sam, Nothin more January 13, 2008

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Reared up

Pronounced “rared up”
Tispy, drunk af, stoned, or just extremely cross fucked to the point you barely remember how to walk

J and ty: yo mike you feelin alright over there
Mike: yeah guyler just feeling a lil reared up rn

Reared up by Lil Otto December 23, 2018

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Reared up

The erect state of a small penis.

Mr Eddy said "Oi, Mr Fox you have an exceptionally small penis" Mr Fox replied "You should see it when it's reared up"

Reared up by comparethemarket.com December 29, 2009

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getting reared

Being fucked in the ass. usually in the homosexual sense.

Jesus Christ man. Johns getting reared by his roommate so often I think he needs a maxi pad for his bleeding asshole.

getting reared by Fuck shit eat my ass September 29, 2017

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getting your ass reamed

getting your ass reamed to be harshly reprimanded or criticized for doing wrong or supposed wrong doing to be made an asshat and feel embarrassed

getting your ass reamed for coming into work late is not a good feeling you get made an asshat and feel embarrassed in the end when its all over

getting your ass reamed by bluebear January 2, 2020

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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