Decort

"Decort" comes from the word "cort" which is short for cortisol (The stress hormone). Decorting refers to releasing cortisol (stress) from your body via masturbation.

Student 1: Hey are you ready for the exam?
Student 2: No i gotta decort first!

Decort by Epic_Decorter_69420 December 12, 2025

interior decorator 

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

interior decorator by imadegenerate June 11, 2021

decorationalisation 

Describes the process of attempting to improve the appearance of a room or a house by painting,wallpapering,changing the floorcovering or modifying ornamentation

The realtor (estate agent) explained that given the neglected state of the property,some basic decorationalisation would probably increase the value considerably

decorationalisation by marshallasthefish April 11, 2010

Decorating Mahogany 

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

Decorating Mahogany by salu1999 May 25, 2010

decontee 

Decontee is originated from Africa. It's normally defined as "everything has time" or "everything takes time".

Decontee is strong, powerful, and intelligent.

decontee by Decontee Julu January 27, 2015

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

Decorate her face like a cake by bachass April 24, 2010

DeCorian 

He is that special guy every girl looks for. He’s the sweetest boy you will ever meet and he has a lil shy side to him. He stays to himself a lot because he been hurt in his past. He respects all women and has the biggest heart that you can image, but he has another side of him that you have to figure out for yourself.

I want to date DeCorian sooo bad, but idk if he likes me.

DeCorian by Shethaone November 24, 2018