Simp is short for decontee, he will Simp for anything/anyone that moves.
"Wow, he's such a decontee!" Chris proclaimed loudly.
"Oh my god! He must be a huge Simp for you to use the full word like that!" Myron said shockingly
A badly Americanized Italian name that embodies strength, ferocity, passion, and a deep ability to love and be loyal. The men are handsome, and the women are...not your average woman. Let's put it this way: "That's a lot of woman!". Some of you may ask how much, and I'm not just talking physically either. :-P
Anyone who marries into a family of them must realize and understand the insanity, and be fully prepared for all manner of eccentricities. If you cannot cope with massive family dysfunction and oddity, this is the wrong part of the pool to possibly be spreading your genes in.
The DeConte women swing their feet to the floor and Satan yells "Crap, they're awake!"
And he looks Jewish. So I think is just "The Jews lie about you if cross them because they've deluded themselves into believing their ancestors talked to the creator of the universe and it made them the moral dictator of the universe forever." I think THAT is what is happening here.
Hym "You saying that I'm 'threatening kids for information' That is a deliberately decontextualized description of events. You're just taking the elements that YOU PERSONALLY CARE ABOUT and then are telling her that explicitly to affect the outcome. To change how she would feel or what she would do. That is YOU manipulating HER so that YOU the not creator of AI and the not writer of the Joker can pretend that my role in either of those things is insignificant. So again, fuck your kids. I'm not going to pretend I care more about you kids like that you do or even my own. YOU are actively making my life worse deliberately and THAT'S HOW. That manipulation that you are doing to her is the thing you are doing to make it worse deliberately. You know that you're doing it, I know you're doing it, and, yes, your kids share your guilt."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"