Deathcrush

Infinite douchebag, is tr00 kvlt. Likes to dock other men and enjoys being sodomized. Lurks #/b/ on slacknet.

Oh mang, you are such a Deathcrush

by nexxx November 5, 2009

Deathcrush

Loves docking bitches, all day every day. It's what he does. Also, he likes eating gravel. Hell, he might even dock bitches, while eating gravel. Or maybe he even docks gravel, but that seems a bit too far.

If deathcrush walks into a room full of bitches, you know those bitches are getting docked. Or if he walks into a room full of gravel, you know that shits gonna get eaten.

by Brothar<3 November 5, 2009

deadcrush

A word for someone no longer alive that you fancy/have a crush on. This word was made up by the band Alt-J, and the song Deadcrush just had a music video released

I love Marilyn Monroe- she's my deadcrush

by Cardboard Turtle July 13, 2017

Deathrash

Deathrash is the combination of thrash and death metal. The earliest forms of this took place in around 1986 - albums such as Slayer's Reign In Blood is a prime example of what influenced bands to take thrash further. Essentially, it is the sound of the transition from thrash to death metal - vocals are deeper and harsher, drums are faster than the norm for thrash, riffs are heavier and more often tremolo picked etc.

Old Sepultura are a good example of Deathrash

by DTfan December 30, 2008

deathcouch

Like deathbed. Only it's a couch.

I picked up this couch from the thrift shop. I wonder if it was the person before me's deathcouch.

by mealy3.0 July 5, 2009

deadcrush

A word to describe someone you fancy, but is no longer alive.

From alt-J's song "Deadcrush"

Thom: Damn mate, you ever heard of Lee Miller?
Joe: Yeah man, she's my deadcrush.

by SummerSoldier June 3, 2017

deathcrastinate

Procrastinate so much you end up dead

Poor lazy Lary deathcrastinated, if only he went to see a doctor.

by Not-a-Dictionary February 23, 2019