deathcouch

Like deathbed. Only it's a couch.

I picked up this couch from the thrift shop. I wonder if it was the person before me's deathcouch.

by mealy3.0 July 5, 2009

Deathcrush

Infinite douchebag, is tr00 kvlt. Likes to dock other men and enjoys being sodomized. Lurks #/b/ on slacknet.

Oh mang, you are such a Deathcrush

by nexxx November 5, 2009

Deathcrush

Loves docking bitches, all day every day. It's what he does. Also, he likes eating gravel. Hell, he might even dock bitches, while eating gravel. Or maybe he even docks gravel, but that seems a bit too far.

If deathcrush walks into a room full of bitches, you know those bitches are getting docked. Or if he walks into a room full of gravel, you know that shits gonna get eaten.

by Brothar<3 November 5, 2009

deathtouch

A reference to a very thick penis.

That is one big deathtouch!

by AustinPrather March 24, 2017

deathcuck

Someone who is against longevity or is a death enthusiast in general.

I think a post biological society wouldn't be able to support the population because I am a irredeemably stupid deathcuck.

by DeathMustDie November 29, 2024