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The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.
Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

Wheeling and dealing 

The art of hustling, particularly in a rushed or busy fashion.
Bob was wheeling and dealing around town to make a rent check.
Wheeling and dealing by 🐺 November 2, 2017
When you act like boyfriend girlfriend but you're not actually. it also sometimes does lead to boyfriend girlfriend potencial.
We're not together, we're just DEALING.
dealing by KIKI December 5, 2004
To pretend to be dead. To lie down in a manner in which someone would be presumed dead. Usually done with a group of friends for comical reasons or just out of plain boredom. In order to successfully Dead you must have a picture taken of the person Deading and the Dead must be named.
Let's all just start Deading in the elevator.
Bro I'm about to pull off a Dead Elevator, you down?
Deading by mustbenew September 17, 2011

done dealing 

When you quit something for one reason or another.
He was done dealing after his second beer.
done dealing by Digger September 21, 2005