dealer's dozen
dealer's dozen by onirebmit October 23, 2012
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Dealer's Choice
A play of words based upon the card game by the same name. Used when posed with a question, with at least more than one option to choose from, and no care as to which one is chosen by said questioner. Usually used when presented with the option for various goods, but can be used for more abstract concepts as well.
Ex 1:
Bartender: what can I start you off with? We've got some good IPAs, maybe a couple of shots to start off strong or perhaps a glass of whiskey?
Patron: Tell ya what, I'm not sure, so dealer's choice. What do you recommend?
Ex 2:
Dealer: So you said you wanted $300 of product? I've got some gas on deck. Maybe you want some wax or edibles on top of an ounce?
Patron: Dealer's Choice, my man. Hook it up. Be there in ten.
Dealer: Bet.
Ex 3:
GF: You're absolutely crazy!! What you have undiagnosed mania, sociopathism or psychopathy?!
Crazy BF: Heh. Who knows? Dealer's choice there.
Bartender: what can I start you off with? We've got some good IPAs, maybe a couple of shots to start off strong or perhaps a glass of whiskey?
Patron: Tell ya what, I'm not sure, so dealer's choice. What do you recommend?
Ex 2:
Dealer: So you said you wanted $300 of product? I've got some gas on deck. Maybe you want some wax or edibles on top of an ounce?
Patron: Dealer's Choice, my man. Hook it up. Be there in ten.
Dealer: Bet.
Ex 3:
GF: You're absolutely crazy!! What you have undiagnosed mania, sociopathism or psychopathy?!
Crazy BF: Heh. Who knows? Dealer's choice there.
Dealer's Choice by Hoxhaist July 6, 2021
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dealer's choice
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Drug Dealer's Phone
A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.
Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.
Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.
Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.
Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed
Ben: I don't sell drugs.
Andy: But your phone.
Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.
Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.
Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.
Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.
Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed
Ben: I don't sell drugs.
Andy: But your phone.
Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.
Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.
Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.
Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.
Drug Dealer's Phone by Sieffy October 30, 2016
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Drug Dealer Starter Kit
A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:
A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation
Warnings:
A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.
A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation
Warnings:
A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.
Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.
Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)
Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)
Drug Dealer Starter Kit by Mikey T January 28, 2005
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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