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A very rare and particularly unique form of autism, sprouting only thus far (in documented cases, of course) in those with the first name Dawson. Common behavioral symptoms include obsessive guitar use, to the point of fetishization,

always going out to eat at least once per day, and also vast time distortion E.G. the "human rain delay" effect, where one says one time but means 30 minutes plus said time.
1: "man, dawson's really been getting dumber by the month, have you noticed?"
2: "yea dude im starting to feel as though he has a case of the autsies"
1: "dawson has autism... dawtism haha"
2: "were too stoned"
dawtism by fartmunch69 July 1, 2017
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To move in the shadows without detection and evolve a place, situation or scenario from the mundane reality to an enlightened state of interest using humour and often at the expense of an overbearing establishment figure. Those that master Dawtism have the ability to take the piss at a Super Saiyan level, generally above 9000.
When I got to work I couldn't get in, someone had super-glued the locks. When I eventually opened the door everything was stuck to the ceiling and someone had cling filmed the toiled... this has to be Dawtism.
Dawtism by Massive James Blunt December 14, 2017
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dawgtism 

When your Dawg has Autism
Alfredo: Yo Stacie! Did you hear that Austin has Dawgtism?
Stacie: No, and Who the fuck are you? This is a museum! Where is security?
dawgtism by Moe and Lester October 10, 2019
The official religion of Daft Punk. Daftists believe that Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo are the right and left hands of God, if not gods themselves.
For those Daft Punk listeners without faith, try Daftism.
Daftism by DaftPope April 13, 2010

Doot dartism 

Mental urges that make you walk around saying doot dart in a constipated voice
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 ayo what’s wrong man
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 oh he must have doot dartism
Doot dartism by Pedro el taco man September 4, 2020
the worship and belife of DART. Also members of this religion like to use the net at incredible speeds 24/7
Khaless belives in Dartism
Dartism by Khaless September 25, 2003
Teenagers are constantly plugged in and absorbing data. Datism is the new religion.
Datism by Sidshine13 May 14, 2018
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