To have this rare disease an individual must be intelligent in a school learning environment, awkward, and weird all at the same time. You must also need to have a slight bodily odor and lack of personal hygiene. Signs of having this rare disease include, chronic bating, sweating hands, and staring at nothing for long periods of time.
Boy 1: Dude, that kid over there popped a boner at the swim meet the other day.
Boy 2: Damn, he must have a bad case of Dawetism.
Boy 2: Damn, he must have a bad case of Dawetism.
by fluke3 February 5, 2014
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Stacie: No, and Who the fuck are you? This is a museum! Where is security?
Stacie: No, and Who the fuck are you? This is a museum! Where is security?
by Moe and Lester October 10, 2019
Get the dawgtism mug.It is used to describe the guy that brags about his 5 1/4 inch penis and can barley spell his own name. This specimen of a human idiot will ask you the dumbest questions humanly possible and not know the answer to it.
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Get the daletism mug.A very rare and particularly unique form of autism, sprouting only thus far (in documented cases, of course) in those with the first name Dawson. Common behavioral symptoms include obsessive guitar use, to the point of fetishization,
always going out to eat at least once per day, and also vast time distortion E.G. the "human rain delay" effect, where one says one time but means 30 minutes plus said time.
always going out to eat at least once per day, and also vast time distortion E.G. the "human rain delay" effect, where one says one time but means 30 minutes plus said time.
1: "man, dawson's really been getting dumber by the month, have you noticed?"
2: "yea dude im starting to feel as though he has a case of the autsies"
1: "dawson has autism... dawtism haha"
2: "were too stoned"
2: "yea dude im starting to feel as though he has a case of the autsies"
1: "dawson has autism... dawtism haha"
2: "were too stoned"
by fartmunch69 July 1, 2017
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A condition in which the patient experiences a nose longer than 4 inches and a voice that is abnormally loud.
A condition in which the patient experiences a nose longer than 4 inches and a voice that is abnormally loud.
He has Daweism
by Fat May 5, 2004
Get the Daweism mug.To move in the shadows without detection and evolve a place, situation or scenario from the mundane reality to an enlightened state of interest using humour and often at the expense of an overbearing establishment figure. Those that master Dawtism have the ability to take the piss at a Super Saiyan level, generally above 9000.
When I got to work I couldn't get in, someone had super-glued the locks. When I eventually opened the door everything was stuck to the ceiling and someone had cling filmed the toiled... this has to be Dawtism.
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