Dawetism 

To have this rare disease an individual must be intelligent in a school learning environment, awkward, and weird all at the same time. You must also need to have a slight bodily odor and lack of personal hygiene. Signs of having this rare disease include, chronic bating, sweating hands, and staring at nothing for long periods of time.

Boy 1: Dude, that kid over there popped a boner at the swim meet the other day.

Boy 2: Damn, he must have a bad case of Dawetism.

Dawetism by fluke3 February 5, 2014

dawgtism 

When your Dawg has Autism

Alfredo: Yo Stacie! Did you hear that Austin has Dawgtism?
Stacie: No, and Who the fuck are you? This is a museum! Where is security?

dawgtism by Moe and Lester October 10, 2019

daletism

It is used to describe the guy that brags about his 5 1/4 inch penis and can barley spell his own name. This specimen of a human idiot will ask you the dumbest questions humanly possible and not know the answer to it.

Was the civil war part of america. Is the homecoming game home or away. daletism- retard

daletism by raging anal fuck October 8, 2018

dawtism 

A very rare and particularly unique form of autism, sprouting only thus far (in documented cases, of course) in those with the first name Dawson. Common behavioral symptoms include obsessive guitar use, to the point of fetishization,

always going out to eat at least once per day, and also vast time distortion E.G. the "human rain delay" effect, where one says one time but means 30 minutes plus said time.

1: "man, dawson's really been getting dumber by the month, have you noticed?"
2: "yea dude im starting to feel as though he has a case of the autsies"
1: "dawson has autism... dawtism haha"
2: "were too stoned"

dawtism by fartmunch69 July 1, 2017

Daletism

The guy that has no real mental disabilty but is so dumb and says so much dumb stuff that the created their own kid of autism which is daletism

What the heck, why are u being so dumb do you have daletism?

Daletism by team lil dick October 2, 2018

Daweism 

Noun.
A condition in which the patient experiences a nose longer than 4 inches and a voice that is abnormally loud.

He has Daweism

Daweism by Fat May 5, 2004

Dawtism 

To move in the shadows without detection and evolve a place, situation or scenario from the mundane reality to an enlightened state of interest using humour and often at the expense of an overbearing establishment figure. Those that master Dawtism have the ability to take the piss at a Super Saiyan level, generally above 9000.

When I got to work I couldn't get in, someone had super-glued the locks. When I eventually opened the door everything was stuck to the ceiling and someone had cling filmed the toiled... this has to be Dawtism.

Dawtism by Massive James Blunt December 14, 2017