A very rare and particularly unique form of
autism, sprouting only thus far (in documented cases, of course) in those with the first name Dawson. Common behavioral symptoms include obsessive
guitar use, to the point of fetishization,
always going out to eat at least once per day, and also vast time distortion E.G. the "human rain delay" effect, where
one says one time but means 30 minutes plus said time.
1: "man, dawson's really been getting dumber by the month, have you noticed?"
2: "yea
dude im starting to feel as though he has a case of the autsies"
1: "dawson has
autism... dawtism
haha"
2: "were too stoned"