Datism

The religion of my children's generation.

Teenagers are constantly plugged in and absorbing data. Datism is the new religion.

by Sidshine13 May 14, 2018

Davism

To be in such a bad way that you liberally repeat yourself in the same sentence with use of unnecessary words. To regularly and foolishly tautologise.

"I'm going to give you the backhand of my hand"

"We went for a food meal"

"I was on a work do with work people"

All are great Davisms, used by Dave.

by Jimeny December 27, 2013

Daftism

The official religion of Daft Punk. Daftists believe that Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo are the right and left hands of God, if not gods themselves.

For those Daft Punk listeners without faith, try Daftism.

by DaftPope April 13, 2010

Doot dartism

Mental urges that make you walk around saying doot dart in a constipated voice

Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 ayo what’s wrong man
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 oh he must have doot dartism

by Pedro el taco man September 4, 2020

Danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.

"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.

by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019

Dartism

the worship and belife of DART. Also members of this religion like to use the net at incredible speeds 24/7

Khaless belives in Dartism

by Khaless September 25, 2003

Dasism

A religion based on the beliefs of a real world pimp from Michigan. People who believe in Das have little to no morals and will stick anything that walks and talks. People follow Das for his urban redneck style and his god given power to select trifflin' bitches from large groups of people.

Man 1: "That bitch is a whore"
Man 2: "We shall consult Dasism regarding her"

by Jim_Lahey March 18, 2013