Daftism 

The official religion of Daft Punk. Daftists believe that Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo are the right and left hands of God, if not gods themselves.

For those Daft Punk listeners without faith, try Daftism.

Daftism by DaftPope April 13, 2010

Doot dartism 

Mental urges that make you walk around saying doot dart in a constipated voice

Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 ayo what’s wrong man
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 oh he must have doot dartism

Doot dartism by Pedro el taco man September 4, 2020

Dartism 

the worship and belife of DART. Also members of this religion like to use the net at incredible speeds 24/7

Khaless belives in Dartism

Dartism by Khaless September 25, 2003

Datism 

The religion of my children's generation.

Teenagers are constantly plugged in and absorbing data. Datism is the new religion.

Datism by Sidshine13 May 14, 2018

Dabtism 

Dabtism is where you are obssessed with dabbing.

Jack has dabtism

Dabtism by Imp0sterz123 June 23, 2018

dawtism 

A very rare and particularly unique form of autism, sprouting only thus far (in documented cases, of course) in those with the first name Dawson. Common behavioral symptoms include obsessive guitar use, to the point of fetishization,

always going out to eat at least once per day, and also vast time distortion E.G. the "human rain delay" effect, where one says one time but means 30 minutes plus said time.

1: "man, dawson's really been getting dumber by the month, have you noticed?"
2: "yea dude im starting to feel as though he has a case of the autsies"
1: "dawson has autism... dawtism haha"
2: "were too stoned"

dawtism by fartmunch69 July 1, 2017

Daltism

A new religion, founded in 2013 by Dalton M, Daltism is a religion based around the teachings and fundamental beliefs of Dalton M. Followers of Daltism, or Daltists, are usually quiet until aroused, somber until angered, and kind until distraught. The Book of Dalton is available for pre order on amazon.com, and all those interested in Daltism should contact the International Center for the Information on Daltism and Daltist Services based in Madison, Wi on the east side business district.

What it is, what it ain't.

I'm a god.

Last minute party bro.

You know you want a shot of everclear bro.

What a four.

Bitches be squirtin' at my name.

Ooooo!
What it do what it don't.

Im gonna make you a fag.

*all quotes from Dalton M, the founder of Daltism.

Daltism by Swave November 29, 2013