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rose and dagger 

a matching tat for couples or married couples
Louis Tomlinson has a dagger
Harry Styles has a rose
Harry and Louis

Rose and dagger
They're married
rose and dagger by larrie:-') January 3, 2016

cyber danger wank 

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.
Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
cyber danger wank by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

Yung Dagger Dick 

On X’s No Jumper interview, he explained that women like his dick because it’s big and, in his own words, “like a dagger…long, a solid 8 inches, but skinny.” Due to this, he nicknamed himself ‘Young Dagger Dick’. This also used to be his old Twitter handle before he changed it to @xxxtentacion.
Yeah, hit my line for the nigga dick, check my Twitter, yeah
Yeah, they call me Yung Dagger Dick, that's my handle, yeah
Yung Dagger Dick by Elexon6273 October 9, 2018

dangerous pussy 

Pussy so good it’s hard to say no or stay away from even if you’re married
I promised myself to never talk to her again, but it’s so hard because she’s got a dangerous pussy.
dangerous pussy by Siredd November 11, 2017

Danger Yank 

To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...

If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.
Danger Yank by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017

Young Dagger Dick 

A nickname for 19 year old, south Florida rapper "xxxtentacion" (Jahseh Onfroy). In his first interview after being released from jail, he explains that the nickname refers to his penis size. He says the length of his penis is good (7 or 8 inches), but that the girth is lacking. He compares it to an E.T. finger. Despite this, he doesn't seem to encounter any sexual problems.
Me: I love X, he is my soul mate. I would do anything to be with him.
Drake: You wanna get with Young Dagger Dick?

Me: It's not the size of the wave that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I wanna be his emo bitch.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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