A one-sided relationship that takes place solely on the
internet. The female in it is usually a nice
girl that thinks it's just a friendship, and the male is usually a desperate, anti-social
nerd that thinks he has a girlfriend that he's never met, and expects her not to associate with any other males on the internet or jealousy and anger will ensue. When the male finally expresses his feelings about this girl he's never met, she informs him that it would be awkward to meet in real life and that she actually already has a real boyfriend, and the
nerd is crushed, his hopes of being e-laid are dashed.
It almost always ends with a lengthy session of cyberstalking from the male
nerd.