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e-lationship 

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.
Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship
e-lationship by Pepsi X-treme July 3, 2005
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e-lationship 

A one-sided relationship that takes place solely on the internet. The female in it is usually a nice girl that thinks it's just a friendship, and the male is usually a desperate, anti-social nerd that thinks he has a girlfriend that he's never met, and expects her not to associate with any other males on the internet or jealousy and anger will ensue. When the male finally expresses his feelings about this girl he's never met, she informs him that it would be awkward to meet in real life and that she actually already has a real boyfriend, and the nerd is crushed, his hopes of being e-laid are dashed.

It almost always ends with a lengthy session of cyberstalking from the male nerd.
Billy was bragging about having a girlfriend but it turned out he's just in an e-lationship, what a fag.
e-lationship by Bloodloss September 19, 2004
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E-lationship 

A relationship with someone you've only ever talked with online.
Craig is so funny, I'm thinking about friend requesting him and taking our e-lationship to the next level.
E-lationship by Spoonorama July 9, 2010

E-lationship 

A relationship strictly conducted through electronic means, with very little to no physical contact.
I've only ever seen my girlfriend on Skype. We're in an E-lationship.
E-lationship by Woffingshire January 19, 2015

elationship 

This refers to a couple (friends, lovers, whatever) that know each other only via online correspondence (e-mail, IM chats, video rooms, etc).
A: Jasmine and I have a great elationship, dude.

B: Um, she lives in Vietnam, dude.

A: I know, but she writes very flirty e-mails. And her myspace is totally hott.
Word of the Day on December 7, 2006

elationship 

an online relationship, not unlike, but often longer lasting and deeper than a flirtationship
even though it's just online, his girlfriend was jealous that he's been having an elationship with another girl for years.
elationship by a. nony moose January 22, 2009

elationship 

An online only relationship with a person/business/group.
She was ending the elationship as she couldn't deal with not seeing him in person.

"I was over it, elationship's never work!"
elationship by ryan crawford January 29, 2008
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