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Dates are historic events for famous people to fill the school books of the next generation.
Forget dates. They are worthless.
dates by Iamanumber March 11, 2023
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Dates on urban dictionary

When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.
Example of Dates on urban dictionary

People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.

Dates like a Mormon college

To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).
Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?

Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.

Dates gone mild 

1. When the events of the day have turned from sizzling to mild.

2. When your dating partner doesn't vibe right
1. After the gym I messaged my booty call and she came over; therefore my dates has gone mild.

2. My dates gone mild when the booty call had an important meeting to attend to, so we didn't have time for round two.

3. That broad shared her onlyfans with me, it's safe to say my dates gone mild.

later dates 

A later date and time.
Mainly used as context in a sentence when leaving a conversation, or get together such as a goodbye.
Marco: I’ll catch you later man! Jesse: Later Dates bro!
later dates by RixTime May 2, 2018

mates before dates 

to choose your friends over your girl/boyfriend.
usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."

or

"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"
mates before dates by Tankman R. January 8, 2008

the difference between going on dates and dating 

1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)

2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.
Examples:
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."

2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."

3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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