Dateslexia

A very common condition in which a person gets their dates mixed up.

Husband: Sorry I forgot our anniversary yesterday dear I thought it was next week.

Wife: Well you have recently been diagnosed with dateslexia so I forgive you!

Dateslexia by punch!uation November 23, 2010

dabslexia 

When you take fat dabs and your sentences get all jumbled up, not backwards but mixed up, and still make sense.

Ryan: Mobil-bobility

Joe: huh?

Ryan: mushrooms doing can your improved Mobil-bobility

Joe: what?

Ryan: sorry got a little dabslexia there. Doing mushrooms can improve your mobil-bobility.

dabslexia by JoeMFMorgan May 18, 2022

dayslexia 

The phenomenon in which a person is confused (usually for one day) about which the day of the week it is.

"I've got dayslexia. I keep thinking it's Friday when it's only Thursday."

dayslexia by giggypop May 21, 2009

Dykeslexia 

A disorder usually including signs of dykeness and clumsyness accompnied by moderate to severe annoyingness

I think i have dykeslexia.
i think our principa is dykeslexic.
Get tour dykeslexic ass out of here.

Dykeslexia by Remix10tailsed September 11, 2018