Dateslexia

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A very common condition in which a person gets their dates mixed up.

Husband: Sorry I forgot our anniversary yesterday dear I thought it was next week.

Wife: Well you have recently been diagnosed with dateslexia so I forgive you!

Dateslexia by punch!uation November 23, 2010

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dabslexia

When you take fat dabs and your sentences get all jumbled up, not backwards but mixed up, and still make sense.

Ryan: Mobil-bobility

Joe: huh?

Ryan: mushrooms doing can your improved Mobil-bobility

Joe: what?

Ryan: sorry got a little dabslexia there. Doing mushrooms can improve your mobil-bobility.

dabslexia by JoeMFMorgan May 18, 2022

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dayslexia

The phenomenon in which a person is confused (usually for one day) about which the day of the week it is.

"I've got dayslexia. I keep thinking it's Friday when it's only Thursday."

dayslexia by giggypop May 21, 2009

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Dykeslexia

A disorder usually including signs of dykeness and clumsyness accompnied by moderate to severe annoyingness

I think i have dykeslexia.
i think our principa is dykeslexic.
Get tour dykeslexic ass out of here.

Dykeslexia by Remix10tailsed September 11, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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