Dateslexia

A very common condition in which a person gets their dates mixed up.

Husband: Sorry I forgot our anniversary yesterday dear I thought it was next week.

Wife: Well you have recently been diagnosed with dateslexia so I forgive you!

Dateslexia by punch!uation November 23, 2010

dabslexia 

When you take fat dabs and your sentences get all jumbled up, not backwards but mixed up, and still make sense.

Ryan: Mobil-bobility

Joe: huh?

Ryan: mushrooms doing can your improved Mobil-bobility

Joe: what?

Ryan: sorry got a little dabslexia there. Doing mushrooms can improve your mobil-bobility.

dabslexia by JoeMFMorgan May 18, 2022

dayslexia 

The phenomenon in which a person is confused (usually for one day) about which the day of the week it is.

"I've got dayslexia. I keep thinking it's Friday when it's only Thursday."

dayslexia by giggypop May 21, 2009

Dykeslexia 

A disorder usually including signs of dykeness and clumsyness accompnied by moderate to severe annoyingness

I think i have dykeslexia.
i think our principa is dykeslexic.
Get tour dykeslexic ass out of here.

Dykeslexia by Remix10tailsed September 11, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019