To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).
Mike: What's that MILF
doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged
Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.
The condition of an older car's film covered hazy headlights.
Mike: Hey can you pick me up? I can't drive at night.
Mike: My car has cartaracts.