2 definitions by lormaak

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To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).
Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?

Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.
by lormaak April 03, 2009
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The condition of an older car's film covered hazy headlights.
Mike: Hey can you pick me up? I can't drive at night.

Joey: Why?

Mike: My car has cartaracts.
by lormaak September 28, 2009
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