datesaster
My friend set me up on a blind date and as soon as I saw her I knew tonight was going to be a "datesaster"
datesaster by skulldrinker January 15, 2011
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Dudesaster
Steve: Man what's goin' on with Michael and James?
Ryan: You don't wanna know man, it's a total dudesaster.
Ryan: You don't wanna know man, it's a total dudesaster.
Dudesaster by Kyle Mackay-Allen and Patrick Murphy June 17, 2008
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datesterbation
The act of going on dates to get the high of sexual flirtation, and then masturbating to the fantasy of being with the person you flirted with.
I hear that girl is miserable to be with once you get to know her, but she's great datesterbation material.
datesterbation by the_pest13 December 2, 2016
datemaster
An object such as a club or brick used to get a girl in the mood for romance.
The Datemaster 9000 is an aluminum bat with an optional foam silencer.
The Datemaster 750 SS is the old school Louisville slugger.
The Datemaster 9000 is an aluminum bat with an optional foam silencer.
The Datemaster 750 SS is the old school Louisville slugger.
Things got off to a rocky start with Cinnamon, but after I reached behind the couch and grabbed my datemaster it was bing, bang, boom let's go back to my room.
datemaster by buckfutter November 9, 2004
Datemaster
Also known as get you a Barry. When you have successfully mastered the art of dating multiple women throughout the day and a minimum of 12 dates a week in multiple states.
Girl i met this datemaster he takes me on dates everywhere even jamaica. You better get you a Barry like me
Datemaster by Alldeez August 4, 2016
Daremaster
one who has mastered the dare, and has the ability to spoodle (bless somebody with their badass-ness).
Daremaster by The Black Squirrel January 24, 2011
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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