datesaster

When your date turns into a disaster.

My friend set me up on a blind date and as soon as I saw her I knew tonight was going to be a "datesaster"

by skulldrinker January 15, 2011

Dudesaster

A failed relationship between two men; a Bromance gone wrong.

Steve: Man what's goin' on with Michael and James?

Ryan: You don't wanna know man, it's a total dudesaster.

by Kyle Mackay-Allen and Patrick Murphy June 17, 2008

Daysaster

1. A tremendous day filled with disaster. 2. A day filled with calamity, misadventure, mishaps and catastrophe.

Zoe realized the daysaster, when she missed her alarm clock, and rushed to her car just to realize that it had been towed, with her keys, wallet and cell phone inside.

by Zoe Cohen December 15, 2011

datesterbation

The act of going on dates to get the high of sexual flirtation, and then masturbating to the fantasy of being with the person you flirted with.

I hear that girl is miserable to be with once you get to know her, but she's great datesterbation material.

by the_pest13 December 2, 2016

datemaster

An object such as a club or brick used to get a girl in the mood for romance.

The Datemaster 9000 is an aluminum bat with an optional foam silencer.

The Datemaster 750 SS is the old school Louisville slugger.

Things got off to a rocky start with Cinnamon, but after I reached behind the couch and grabbed my datemaster it was bing, bang, boom let's go back to my room.

by buckfutter November 9, 2004

Datemaster

Also known as get you a Barry. When you have successfully mastered the art of dating multiple women throughout the day and a minimum of 12 dates a week in multiple states.

Girl i met this datemaster he takes me on dates everywhere even jamaica. You better get you a Barry like me

by Alldeez August 4, 2016

Daremaster

one who has mastered the dare, and has the ability to spoodle (bless somebody with their badass-ness).

Chuck Norris is such a daremaster, he spoodled Mr. T.

by The Black Squirrel January 24, 2011