The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.
My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my daily serving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.
A website with a huge quantity of data (much more than what it would appear to be from outward appearance) is said to be hitting you with a datastorm.
Look here Marty!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!
A shockingly frequent phenomenon in which a girl is blessed with a wonderful ass, yet is cursed with a face that can only be described as a catastrophe. A more specific version of the common 'butterface.'
The bastard ass kids that sit in the front of a chemistry class and take reDICKulous amounts of data and usually go pleasure themselves after lab becauseof the superior measuring abilities. They usually collect more data than their non-datakid counterpart.