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Datassium 

The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.
My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my daily serving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.
Datassium by FutileFun February 1, 2012
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datastorm 

A website with a huge quantity of data (much more than what it would appear to be from outward appearance) is said to be hitting you with a datastorm.
Look here Marty!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!
datastorm by Telephony February 14, 2015

Datashizzle 

Subject to learn the basics of the shizzle-theory.

Double G Shizzle is part of this subject.
Go and follow Datashizzle! You'll love it.

Datasstrophe 

A shockingly frequent phenomenon in which a girl is blessed with a wonderful ass, yet is cursed with a face that can only be described as a catastrophe. A more specific version of the common 'butterface.'
Dude, that girl at the party last night. Would you?

Tough call man. Total datasstrophe.

datakids 

The bastard ass kids that sit in the front of a chemistry class and take reDICKulous amounts of data and usually go pleasure themselves after lab becauseof the superior measuring abilities. They usually collect more data than their non-datakid counterpart.
what the fuck datakids, you are making us normalkids look like fucking idiot!!!!
datakids by totesobvi3274 October 3, 2011
1)To leave a place, usually a party, where fun is being had against ones will.

2)The opposite of being scooped.
"Aw, man, I have class tomarrow at 7, I gotta datskat."
"Weak as kunkel."
Datskat by dirtyd September 14, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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