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Datassium 

The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.
My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my daily serving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.
Datassium by FutileFun February 1, 2012
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datastorm 

A website with a huge quantity of data (much more than what it would appear to be from outward appearance) is said to be hitting you with a datastorm.
Look here Marty!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!
datastorm by Telephony February 14, 2015

Datashizzle 

Subject to learn the basics of the shizzle-theory.

Double G Shizzle is part of this subject.
Go and follow Datashizzle! You'll love it.

Datasstrophe 

A shockingly frequent phenomenon in which a girl is blessed with a wonderful ass, yet is cursed with a face that can only be described as a catastrophe. A more specific version of the common 'butterface.'
Dude, that girl at the party last night. Would you?

Tough call man. Total datasstrophe.

datakids 

The bastard ass kids that sit in the front of a chemistry class and take reDICKulous amounts of data and usually go pleasure themselves after lab becauseof the superior measuring abilities. They usually collect more data than their non-datakid counterpart.
what the fuck datakids, you are making us normalkids look like fucking idiot!!!!
datakids by totesobvi3274 October 3, 2011
1)To leave a place, usually a party, where fun is being had against ones will.

2)The opposite of being scooped.
"Aw, man, I have class tomarrow at 7, I gotta datskat."
"Weak as kunkel."
Datskat by dirtyd September 14, 2006