n. A large amount of data that flows all over one's face and ears until there is nothing on said face, ears, or neck besides the large amount of aforementioned data
Between Wikipedia, Pandora, Google, Outlook, YouTube, Netflix and my phone, my mind was being sprayed with large amounts of datakkake that I could not handle all at one time; I had to tell Google to go away for a few minutes to manage.
by ReverendDC June 10, 2017
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