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manstitute 

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a person of the male sex who works as, is, or has been a male prostitute.
Dude, your dad is such a manstitute cause your mom pays him.
manstitute by Tyler K. King October 5, 2006

Dancetitute

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A person who only dances for money
Person 1: "Yo, do you like dancing?"

Person 2: "Sure, but only for money"

Person 1: "Dude, you're a dancetitute!"
Dancetitute by SomeTamilPerson August 26, 2013

destitute seamstress 

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an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

wanstitute 

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Any wanna be Hoe, a female who can't cut it as hoe.

1. An aspiring prostitute who isn't worth paying for and can't cut it as a whore. A slut who can't give it away and tries to get paid.

2. A tired old washed up hoe, a bitch that never advanced and got out the game, who is still waiting for her "pretty woman" dream to come true.

3. A slut who has fooled others into thinking she's worth paying for. She tricks people into thinking she is all that by playin the princess role, proof that the review system aint all gold.

4. That bitch be on her five point toes, her lambourfini's worn out on the track. Stuck in her day. The oldest Ho in the stable.

5. A bitch who wants to get paid but is to lazy to go get it, she is the laziest ho on the block. That hoe always lookin for the easy way out. Typically found hangin on the coat tails of go getta's to ride anota bitches success.
Who kelly? I know you didn't pay that wanstitute, that bitch been on the track since Fred Flintstone was cruzin it, she's tired dried up saggy pussy old hoe.
wanstitute by hoetalk July 10, 2011

destitute

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The conotative definition of destitute is without money.
destitute by Larstait November 14, 2003

Dick Destitute 

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Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'
Guy 1: "Man this sucks."

Guy 2: "What is it?"

Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."

Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."
Dick Destitute by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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