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wanstitute 

Any wanna be Hoe, a female who can't cut it as hoe.

1. An aspiring prostitute who isn't worth paying for and can't cut it as a whore. A slut who can't give it away and tries to get paid.

2. A tired old washed up hoe, a bitch that never advanced and got out the game, who is still waiting for her "pretty woman" dream to come true.

3. A slut who has fooled others into thinking she's worth paying for. She tricks people into thinking she is all that by playin the princess role, proof that the review system aint all gold.

4. That bitch be on her five point toes, her lambourfini's worn out on the track. Stuck in her day. The oldest Ho in the stable.

5. A bitch who wants to get paid but is to lazy to go get it, she is the laziest ho on the block. That hoe always lookin for the easy way out. Typically found hangin on the coat tails of go getta's to ride anota bitches success.
Who kelly? I know you didn't pay that wanstitute, that bitch been on the track since Fred Flintstone was cruzin it, she's tired dried up saggy pussy old hoe.
wanstitute by hoetalk July 10, 2011
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manstitute 

a person of the male sex who works as, is, or has been a male prostitute.
Dude, your dad is such a manstitute cause your mom pays him.
manstitute by Tyler K. King October 5, 2006
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Wantitude 

Wantitude is the ratio of desire for someone or somethin
i have a stronger level of wantitude for that brownie, but i have low wantitude for that cupcake
Wantitude by ilovewantitude January 26, 2011

Manstitute 

An adjective for a man who has multiple sexual partners regardless if he's in a committed relationship or not. This person usually has low self-esteem and is over compensating for their small dick. They have no concern sticking their small dick into any pussy that they can and are fueled by obtaining multiple partners sometimes per day but quite often per week. It is possible the manstitute has a mental defect or disease causing them to act out in this manner. The major difference between a prostitute and a manstitute is that unlike the manstitute the prostitute is at least getting paid, while the manstitute is just showing how much of a low-life he is.
"Homer, did you fuck someone else again...you're a Manstitute"
Manstitute by Monett August 2, 2013

Danstitute 

A person named Daniel that you are mad at.
Danstitute, I hcate you. Put down the Oreo crackers and quit doing the sex.
Danstitute by Daniel P. February 14, 2004

Manstitute 

A man-whore, or an extremely manly looking woman.
"Shut up, you stupid manstitute!"
Manstitute by RAWR I EAT BABIES February 4, 2007

manstitute 

Dude 1:dude!i banged 3 chicks this week alone.can't believe myself.
Dude 2:oh!! you such a manstitute.
manstitute by o boy332 March 26, 2009
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