Dimstitute

See 'Southampton Solent University'

Is that the dimstitute?

Ah don't you mean the Solent, its a 'university don't you know!'

by Alasdair Weeks June 11, 2006

Domestitute

It is common in Asia, for families to hire a maid (domestic helper) however in order to make some extra cash, some maids use their days off to frequent club or bars in the hope that thay may entice guys to hire them for a jolly.

These Domestic Helpers cum Pristitutes are thus termed Domestitutes.

"Ark at that domestitute over there Keith, I wouldn't mind a jolly with her before curfew"

by Keith Brown1 May 11, 2013

destitute seamstress

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

destitute

Without, sans, Lacking.

The conotative definition of destitute is without money.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Dick Destitute

Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'

Guy 1: "Man this sucks."

Guy 2: "What is it?"

Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."

Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."

by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013

independently destitute

Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.

What does Bottom do for a living?
Nothing, man. He’s independently destitute.

by Bottom Ford June 12, 2009

Danstitute

A person named Daniel that you are mad at.

Danstitute, I hcate you. Put down the Oreo crackers and quit doing the sex.

by Daniel P. February 14, 2004