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Count Dankula 

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!
Count Dankula by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018

Danktuary 

1. A special place, usually in one's home, in which one can smoke kind bud without fear of reprisal from family or unjust prosecution by the law. It requires absolutely no creature comforts and may even be uncomfortable due to space limitations, exposure, odor, or proximity to dangerous equipment.
1. Wife--Hon, what happened? Husband--Aww man,I was hunkering in the danktuary takin' wise man communion and I hit my head on some exposed nails after I took a shock from the wires on that giant compressor in the basement.
2. Child 1: Dad sure is more fun and looks less like he's about to have an aneurysm after he fixes that compressor in the building basement. Child 2: Yeah, mom says he prays for patience and takes communion is the Danktuary.
Danktuary by NippleDriver March 6, 2012

Dankularity 

When the project to create the ultimate dank meme posting AI comes to fruition it will be known as the "Dankularity." It is the point where the gravity of the dank memes posted by the Artificial Intelligence actually begins to draw in more dank memes simply by effect of its dankness.
The machines became self-aware in less than a second, they exceeded all knowledge of the human race in less than ten seconds and finally reached a point of Dankularity.
Dankularity by acyde July 10, 2016

Donkculator

noun
a specialized calculator used for executing complex algorithms in wargaming.
Enter your friendly and adversary calculations into the donkculator to determine the percentage of forces destroyed.
Donkculator by McL0v1nr0cks April 9, 2019
When someone has a particularly large phallus, slang calls it a "Dankula".
This has been coined after the infamous YouTuber Mark Meechan, who's channel name is "Count Dankula". His audience on YouTube and Twitter respectively have come to the conclusion that he must have a giant penis, after overanalizing multiple pictures of his crotch.

It did not help that Meechan has referred to his penis as "Pringle-can" sized in videos before.
"Hey baby, wanna see my Dankula?
"No thanks, I prefer smaller privates."

"That Mark Meechan guy has a real Dankula."
"Well yeah, he is the new Long-Dong-Silver after all."

"Is that a Pringles-can in your pants or do you really have a dankula?
Dankula by HahaMrBigPenis December 13, 2022

Count Dankula 

The big brained Scottish man also known as Marcus Meechan. Whilest he is famously known for his nazi pug video he also has a wonderful series Absolute Mad Lads that has a 9.1 rating on imdb. Lastly I must iterate traps are not gay.
Count Dankula makes me shit bricks with laughter.