When someone has a particularly large phallus, slang calls it a "Dankula".
This has been coined after the infamous YouTuber
Mark Meechan, who's channel name is "Count Dankula". His audience on
YouTube and
Twitter respectively have come to the conclusion that he must have a giant penis, after overanalizing multiple pictures of his crotch.
It did not help that Meechan has referred to his penis as "Pringle-can" sized in videos before.
"Hey
baby, wanna see my Dankula?
"No thanks, I prefer smaller privates."
"That
Mark Meechan guy has a real Dankula."
"Well yeah, he is the new Long-
Dong-Silver after all."
"Is that a Pringles-can in your pants or do you really have a dankula?