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noun
a specialized calculator used for executing complex algorithms in wargaming.

Enter your friendly and adversary calculations into the donkculator to determine the percentage of forces destroyed.

Donkculator by McL0v1nr0cks April 9, 2019

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donulatory

Donations based; up for grabs. The opposite of when something is strictly “for smearing.”

Yo we’re those QP’s w/ cheese on that Goyum’s hood his or were they donulatory?

Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

donulatory by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

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Donkculator • donkelator • donkolator • donulatory • Dorkulator • downsculator

Dorkulator

noun
a devise used for complex calculations known as dorkulations

ie ti-83 or greater

Jill:Whats the square root of 69?

Mike: Hold on, Im going to need my dorkulator for that one.

Dorkulator by talespin1 June 29, 2010

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downsculator

an esculator, specifically the side that goes down.

anna took the downsculator to get to the ground floor

downsculator by anna c. April 27, 2007

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donkolator

An undesirable man/woman who is in the act of checking you out.

That ugly bitch was quite the donkolator, don't you agree?

donkolator by Pete Karl February 10, 2004

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donkelator

Any person resembling attributes of a donkey. Usually associated with dull eyes, a permanent frowned mouth, and a low crackly voice.

Our Chemistry teacher Mr. Wilkenson is such a fucking donkelator

donkelator by Patrick July 8, 2004

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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