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Short for "dank ass" (dank meaning awesome, cool, good quality, or potent)
That was some dankas bud we just smoked.
dankas by dubskee August 1, 2007

Dankus Memus 

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.
Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.
Dankus Memus by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

dankgasm 

🔥 A climax of extreme excitement in the presence of anything that is so DANK . DANK DANK
🔥 Those DANK nugs of GRAND DADDY PURP gave me a total DANKGASM.
🔥 DANKGASM !This food is so DANK..
🔥 Those DANK memes gave me a DANKGASM FUNNY AF!
🔥 That DANK beers taste.. oh DANKGASM in my mouth.
dankgasm by ClassicRonnie May 27, 2019

dankscope 

It's when you smoke weed every day for a week like snoop dogg to build your 420 hemp power. You then make sure ur mum is ready to grab the camera, bathe in Mountain Dew, and snort crushed up Dorito powder. you get on xbox live join a call of duty match, get an l96A1 sniper and quickscope the fucking illuminati out of all the cheeky skrublords
"omg xXx_Illuminati_xXx, you just got Dankscoped" "damn son you must have smoked weed and bathed in mtn dew to achieve such an MLG trickshot"

DANKTASTIK 

An ENHANCED version of the word DANK for the DANKIEST of DANK! DANKTASTIK
🔥 Vincent’s weed is DANKTASTIK!
🔥I opened a bag of fresh cannabis and it smells DANKTASTIK!
🔥 Those DANK poplocking moves are DANKTASTIK
DANKTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019
A foolish and fairly stupid person, usually online, who is generally completely oblivious to how much of an idiot they come off as. They usually have poor grammar, bad social skills and there's seldom anything thought provoking or even remotely interesting about their opinions and/or they post things that are ridiculously off topic to the discussion at hand.

There are two flavors of them: the young and immature garden variety Dunks and then the trollish, masochistic lifelong ones with something seriously wrong with them emotionally and mentally. Most Dunkasses are often young and usually mellow out as they get older and learn better netiquette, some even becoming valued and productive members of the community in question, though a rare few, people like Christian Weston Chandler, will stay completely unrepentant, stubbornly refusing to learn from their mistakes and learn social skills. A lifelong Dunkass often ends up with a long list of communities from which they've been banned and a bad reputation across their fandom or community.
Sam just posted something so stupid on our message board, he's such a Dunkass, we may have to ban him if he doesn't grow the fuck up.
Dunkass by ShinCookie November 2, 2016