Ploooterman's definitions

Fart Year

The distance an average fart travels in a year.

Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Dankus Memus

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.

Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Nuterino

When you nut.

When you bust a nuterino and she keeps slobbing the diddly.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016