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Dankastru 

Dankastru is the first established organized religion of the game Ark: Survival Evolved. Created by players, Dankastru encourages players to work together instead of raiding each other. Dankastru's *High* Priest lives on server 420 with his most trusted Danklord, J the Kid, but Dankastru has began to spread to other groovy corners of other servers. Sometime the High Priest can be found on Reddit.

Despite being loosely structured as an organized religion, those who practice in game insist it's not a religion, but an inclination/way of life and points out that religions ask you to give up things while Dankastru encourages you to enjoy them. Anyone who practices The Eight is considered "Dankastru Inclined".
Dude are you Dankastru?

I'm inclined!

Wanna burn one?

Hail the Ancient Dankloft!
Dankastru by MistrBearJew June 24, 2017
Words you can keep

dankatron 

an expression used to denote exactly how dank a situation really is
Me: Yo B-fawlz I got them shrooms you wanted
Brendan: Dankatron!
dankatron by ginseng March 3, 2008
1.pretty awesome. meaning dank. the highest rank of being dank there is. above dankatron in rank.

2.someone who is very dank or awesome.
3.the best type of weed out there.
1."Have you seen the new Playboy magazine?"
"Yep. Its for sure the dankasaur of them all."
2."Do you like that football player,
Eric?"
"Yep, he's pretty dankasaur"
3."Remember last Wednesday?"
"Dude, that shit was dankasaur!"
dankasaur by xxx~Nemo~xxx July 4, 2009

dankasourus rex 

t-rex (dinosaur) that wears dank(brand) clothing.
your more dank than a dankasourus rex
dankasourus rex by richard keys November 10, 2014

Dankatropolis 

When you find something that is so dank, its dankatropolis.
This MANGO is fuckin DANKATROPOLIS!
Dankatropolis by Philly Faded Inc. January 11, 2004
A dankasaur is someone who is addicted to memes
Ash:Yo im a motherf*ckin dankasaur
dankasaur by phanmessesmeup July 19, 2016

to ride the dankasaurus 

to smoke weed. note the "dank" prefix
i like to ride the dankasaurus every chance i get
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