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Dankastru is the first established organized religion of the game Ark: Survival Evolved. Created by players, Dankastru encourages players to work together instead of raiding each other. Dankastru's *High* Priest lives on server 420 with his most trusted Danklord, J the Kid, but Dankastru has began to spread to other groovy corners of other servers. Sometime the High Priest can be found on Reddit.

Despite being loosely structured as an organized religion, those who practice in game insist it's not a religion, but an inclination/way of life and points out that religions ask you to give up things while Dankastru encourages you to enjoy them. Anyone who practices The Eight is considered "Dankastru Inclined".

Dude are you Dankastru?

I'm inclined!

Wanna burn one?

Hail the Ancient Dankloft!

Dankastru by MistrBearJew June 24, 2017

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dankatron

an expression used to denote exactly how dank a situation really is

Me: Yo B-fawlz I got them shrooms you wanted
Brendan: Dankatron!

dankatron by ginseng March 3, 2008

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dankasaur

1.pretty awesome. meaning dank. the highest rank of being dank there is. above dankatron in rank.

2.someone who is very dank or awesome.
3.the best type of weed out there.

1."Have you seen the new Playboy magazine?"
"Yep. Its for sure the dankasaur of them all."
2."Do you like that football player,
Eric?"
"Yep, he's pretty dankasaur"
3."Remember last Wednesday?"
"Dude, that shit was dankasaur!"

dankasaur by xxx~Nemo~xxx July 4, 2009

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dankasourus rex

t-rex (dinosaur) that wears dank(brand) clothing.

your more dank than a dankasourus rex

dankasourus rex by richard keys November 10, 2014

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Dankatropolis

When you find something that is so dank, its dankatropolis.

This MANGO is fuckin DANKATROPOLIS!

Dankatropolis by Philly Faded Inc. January 11, 2004

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dankasaur

A dankasaur is someone who is addicted to memes

Ash:Yo im a motherf*ckin dankasaur

dankasaur by phanmessesmeup July 19, 2016

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to ride the dankasaurus

to smoke weed. note the "dank" prefix

i like to ride the dankasaurus every chance i get

to ride the dankasaurus by vucknaquaterodge December 8, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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