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Member of the very famous and prestigious discord server "swavy enterprises"
with many popular members such as Mowi, Asta16, CursedAtom, Rin, MichaelCykastein, Fine, Avy, Orcaph, Tokyo, Loopcoal, Dicesr etc
This person is insane, if you see them do not engage conversation and stay at least 5 meters away from them
Person 1: Hey is that DankCF over there?
Person 2: Dude! Don't go close to them, they're insane!
Person 1: Oh shit I'll make sure to stay away
DankCF by DankChickenFeet1 April 14, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
Dank Bacon, as found at Whole Foods, or other amazing food emporium.
Jim picked up some Dankcon to put on top of the Burritos. It was the bomb.
Dankcon by TroyMcClure October 16, 2009

dankified 

The state of being extremely high after using very "dank" or potent marijuana. Can be described as "on a whole new level"
yo man im dankified

yeahh dog that kush was bangin!
dankified by croxbox March 22, 2011

dankfest 

Annual celebration that takes place the Sunday before Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of everything that isn't celebrated on thanksgiving and most importantly it is a day that counter acts to downer of spending Thanksgiving with family you do not like. Dankfest is identical to Thanksgiving in that there is an abundance of high quality food items that each patron is required to bring. Focus is placed on excessive drinking and drug use, the danker the better. Usually limited to friends and not family, unless it is cool family that are fun to hang out with. Being a Louisville Cardinal fan is also recommend but not required. Dankfest will be celebrating its 10th year tomorrow on 11-22-09
Hey, were going to the Louisville game to watch Peyton Siva ball out. Could you go ahead and take my lasagna to Dankfest for me and put a blunt in the air to say sorry that I am late.
dankfest by '][' |-| 3 \/ | L L 3 November 21, 2009

dankcoder 

A person with over 200 IQ, he is so cool that all girls want to date him.
Additionally, he knows how to code like a pro.
He is always online!
Bob: Oh my god! It's dankcoder. He is the best guy in the world
Juuzuo: You're right, there is no way there is someone better than dank
Dank: Calm down guys, I'm not that good
Random Girl passing by: *blushes*
dankcoder by DankCoder April 13, 2020

Dankchorage, Alaska 

Something that can be linked to high grade marijuana.
"Damn, it smells like Dankchorage, Alaska in here!"

dankcember 

The best month of the year... DANKCEMBER! You smoke weed errday, and celebrate the love that comes with dankcember.
person1: this has been the greatest month of my life, im so happy the whole year led up to this month. ive never smoked or smiled so much;
person2: dude, welcome to f*cking dankcember.
dankcember by toker773 December 2, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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