1. The implantation of another person's homoerotic fantasies or more literally penis into a target's subconscious. This tactic can consist of multiple levels of dickception, tantamount to a raging gay orgy inside your subconscious.

2. Can be used to describe a peculiar situation or event which makes a person question their sexuality due to undeniable and infinite levels of homosexuality (as if their minds are being implanted by figurative and literal dicks).

Watching the Saints game with Eric is basically dickception. Its like having your brain implanted by a penis inside a penis inside a penis

dickception by andyrdck December 3, 2013

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Drunkception

The act of inceptioning one's sober self with bad/awesome ideas, only to have them come to fruition once drunk.

Bobby thought about jumping off a roof into a pool while he was sober. He knew it was a bad idea, until he got drunk. Bobby drunkceptioned himself.

Drunkception by Yololigan February 17, 2013

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Dickception

When someone (usually a girl) purposely gives a guy the idea that he's about to get laid or engage with her in some form of sexual activity but instead makes it look like she was only kidding.

-After an argument-
Amy: There, there. Let's just have makeup sex.
Tom: Okay, I'll get naked.
Amy: Kay, now you go have sex with your make-up while I have sex with mine =D
Tom: YOU DICK! THAT WAS DICKCEPTION!

Dickception by MisfitMaestro December 3, 2010

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wankception

The art of wanking to something entirely non-sexual

Dude, last night i proved wankception, i slapped my ham to a bowl of fruit.....

wankception by Kiddy fiddler 69 June 1, 2011

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danception

the state of moving your body along the rhythem, a feeling that comes from the bottom of your heart, and its one's most desired thought in mind.
one could cause deception in someone's mind if the danceptor has great will power, or if the music is too funky.
中文翻譯為"全面舞動"
指的不只是身體上的律動，其中還包含心靈上的舞動，一個人跳舞不只是表面上的律動，而是全心全意投注在跳舞這個領域。你講話要有律動；你讀書要有律動；你上廁所也要有律動，無時無刻不在律動，心裡也在律動，每分每秒都有專屬你的節拍!

irvin: danception, now before you bother telling me its impossible....

paul: no, its perfectly possible, its just bloody difficult.

paul: listen, if youre gonna peform danception, you need imagination.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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