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Dankception 

A dank meme inside a dank meme inside another dank meme
Bruh I think we just witnessed some dankception
Dankception by Pancake man April 26, 2017
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wankception

To masturbate to the thought of masturbating; a wank within a wank.
Last night, i had the greatest wankception ever!
wankception by cockofgold December 15, 2011

dickception 

1. The implantation of another person's homoerotic fantasies or more literally penis into a target's subconscious. This tactic can consist of multiple levels of dickception, tantamount to a raging gay orgy inside your subconscious.

2. Can be used to describe a peculiar situation or event which makes a person question their sexuality due to undeniable and infinite levels of homosexuality (as if their minds are being implanted by figurative and literal dicks).
Watching the Saints game with Eric is basically dickception. Its like having your brain implanted by a penis inside a penis inside a penis
dickception by andyrdck December 3, 2013

Drunkception 

The act of inceptioning one's sober self with bad/awesome ideas, only to have them come to fruition once drunk.
Bobby thought about jumping off a roof into a pool while he was sober. He knew it was a bad idea, until he got drunk. Bobby drunkceptioned himself.
Drunkception by Yololigan February 17, 2013

Dickception 

When someone (usually a girl) purposely gives a guy the idea that he's about to get laid or engage with her in some form of sexual activity but instead makes it look like she was only kidding.
-After an argument-
Amy: There, there. Let's just have makeup sex.
Tom: Okay, I'll get naked.
Amy: Kay, now you go have sex with your make-up while I have sex with mine =D
Tom: YOU DICK! THAT WAS DICKCEPTION!
Dickception by MisfitMaestro December 3, 2010

wankception

The art of wanking to something entirely non-sexual
Dude, last night i proved wankception, i slapped my ham to a bowl of fruit.....

danception 

the state of moving your body along the rhythem, a feeling that comes from the bottom of your heart, and its one's most desired thought in mind.
one could cause deception in someone's mind if the danceptor has great will power, or if the music is too funky.
中文翻譯為"全面舞動"
指的不只是身體上的律動,其中還包含心靈上的舞動,一個人跳舞不只是表面上的律動,而是全心全意投注在跳舞這個領域。你講話要有律動;你讀書要有律動;你上廁所也要有律動,無時無刻不在律動,心裡也在律動,每分每秒都有專屬你的節拍!
irvin: danception, now before you bother telling me its impossible....

paul: no, its perfectly possible, its just bloody difficult.

paul: listen, if youre gonna peform danception, you need imagination.
danception by NTPU LOCKER August 17, 2011
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