dankified 

The state of being extremely high after using very "dank" or potent marijuana. Can be described as "on a whole new level"

yo man im dankified

yeahh dog that kush was bangin!

dankified by croxbox March 22, 2011

jankified 

Something that becomes janky

That skateboard got jankified in about a week

jankified by Gabe November 10, 2003

dankities 

A word used (usually when high on marijuana) to describe one or more items of food, or 'dankities'. They are usually microwavable or packaged and are consumed in vast numbers. Also usually followed by the word "fool".

Me: Want some dankities, fool?
Blazed comrade: Dankities fool.

dankities by brian February 6, 2005

Drunkified

Drunk. A bit like being squiffoid.

Jordan is so drunkified right now.

Drunkified by loulahoula May 26, 2013

donkified 

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.

donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

Jankified 

The process, or state of becoming, or has become, JANKY.

Bitch, You've been most JANKIFIED with that weed-whacked, two cent, this is my first time with grownup scissors, haircut!

Jankified by ~T January 13, 2004

Yankified 

The act of something or someone that is of Southern US origin, but over time has come to more closely resemble a thing or person of Northern US origin.

After five years of living in New York City, her family worried she was fully yankified.

Those yankified grits are good, but my grandmother's recipe is better.

Yankified by Texpat July 19, 2010