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dankfest 

Annual celebration that takes place the Sunday before Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of everything that isn't celebrated on thanksgiving and most importantly it is a day that counter acts to downer of spending Thanksgiving with family you do not like. Dankfest is identical to Thanksgiving in that there is an abundance of high quality food items that each patron is required to bring. Focus is placed on excessive drinking and drug use, the danker the better. Usually limited to friends and not family, unless it is cool family that are fun to hang out with. Being a Louisville Cardinal fan is also recommend but not required. Dankfest will be celebrating its 10th year tomorrow on 11-22-09
Hey, were going to the Louisville game to watch Peyton Siva ball out. Could you go ahead and take my lasagna to Dankfest for me and put a blunt in the air to say sorry that I am late.
dankfest by '][' |-| 3 \/ | L L 3 November 21, 2009
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dankest memer 

Ha, did you see that person call james the dankest memer 152 times?
dankest memer by ytehfdawe\rsfd October 28, 2017
Dank means something that's really cool or epic.

In Meme friendly version,

Dank Meme refers to viral memes which are cool, super funny, epic, awesome, blah blah.

Dankest is the best version of that ( as mentioned in the high school grammar class )

Also there's also a site called dankest.co which sells meme worthy shirts.
Dudeee, this is the dankest meme I have ever seen on the internet.
dankest by Usernamenotavailable December 28, 2018

donkfest 

A poker game in which all of the players are terrible, make stupid bets, calls, etc. No skilled required to play, just pure dumb luck because the players are so clueless.
I went to Sherri's the other night for a poker tournament, but it was a complete donkfest!
donkfest by Steel69 January 22, 2014
The sickest or illest shit ever.
Yo dawg take a hit off this tweed. This shit is the dankest. yo dawg that car is the dankest
dankest by William Waldrep June 29, 2005
Dankest is something thats cool or 420 blaze it
Dankest is something that cool and memes n stuff

Bradley: YOOO LOOK AT THIS DANK POST WE GOT HERE DAMNNNN

CJ: LET ME SEE THE DANK STUFF

Darryl: I WANNA TAP THAT DANK STUFF

Nathan: Why cant we eat the dank stuff *wink*

Dankest can be used for many things
dankest by Dankest101 January 2, 2017
The best ever. Deagle Armor Nade Kit Eco Save Tyrants. The best deagles around. Period. No relation to Franklin Turtle. Born to be dank.
Watch your back we are about to attack; The Tooters Feat. DANKEST
dankest by Franklin_Trutle May 2, 2009
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