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Annual celebration that takes place the Sunday before Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of everything that isn't celebrated on thanksgiving and most importantly it is a day that counter acts to downer of spending Thanksgiving with family you do not like. Dankfest is identical to Thanksgiving in that there is an abundance of high quality food items that each patron is required to bring. Focus is placed on excessive drinking and drug use, the danker the better. Usually limited to friends and not family, unless it is cool family that are fun to hang out with. Being a Louisville Cardinal fan is also recommend but not required. Dankfest will be celebrating its 10th year tomorrow on 11-22-09

Hey, were going to the Louisville game to watch Peyton Siva ball out. Could you go ahead and take my lasagna to Dankfest for me and put a blunt in the air to say sorry that I am late.

dankfest by '][' |-| 3 \/ | L L 3 November 21, 2009

Words you can keep

dankest memer

Also Known as James Arnott

Ha, did you see that person call james the dankest memer 152 times?

dankest memer by ytehfdawe\rsfd October 28, 2017

dankest

Dank means something that's really cool or epic.

In Meme friendly version,

Dank Meme refers to viral memes which are cool, super funny, epic, awesome, blah blah.

Dankest is the best version of that ( as mentioned in the high school grammar class )

Also there's also a site called dankest.co which sells meme worthy shirts.

Dudeee, this is the dankest meme I have ever seen on the internet.

dankest by Usernamenotavailable December 28, 2018

donkfest

A poker game in which all of the players are terrible, make stupid bets, calls, etc. No skilled required to play, just pure dumb luck because the players are so clueless.

I went to Sherri's the other night for a poker tournament, but it was a complete donkfest!

donkfest by Steel69 January 22, 2014

dankest

The sickest or illest shit ever.

Yo dawg take a hit off this tweed. This shit is the dankest. yo dawg that car is the dankest

dankest by William Waldrep June 29, 2005

dankest

Dankest is something thats cool or 420 blaze it

Dankest is something that cool and memes n stuff

Bradley: YOOO LOOK AT THIS DANK POST WE GOT HERE DAMNNNN

CJ: LET ME SEE THE DANK STUFF

Darryl: I WANNA TAP THAT DANK STUFF

Nathan: Why cant we eat the dank stuff *wink*

Dankest can be used for many things

dankest by Dankest101 January 2, 2017

dankest

The best ever. Deagle Armor Nade Kit Eco Save Tyrants. The best deagles around. Period. No relation to Franklin Turtle. Born to be dank.

Watch your back we are about to attack; The Tooters Feat. DANKEST

dankest by Franklin_Trutle May 2, 2009

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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