When during class the physicsteacher starts talking about his adventures where he saves his wife from drowning. Then he stands up and slaps every student with his massive shlong. He then goes on to give out free backshots and the principal also gets some.
John: Jo bro why'd you get sick today? You missed out on the Dirty Dammer!
Michael: Oh no, so unfortunate!
A term denoting a highly specific sexual scenario involving extreme power dynamics. The act describes a submissive individual, designated as the "Funcia," being dominated by an authoritative figure, the "Dammer," within an educational setting. The specific configuration involves the Dammer performing irrumatio upon the Funcia while simultaneously receiving anilingus. The neologism itself is a composite, with "dirty" signifying the transgressive nature of the act, while "Funcia" and "Dammer" are invented terms that codify the submissive and dominant roles, respectively. The fantasy is rooted in the eroticization of institutional power structures and the complete subjugation of one party to the other.
Rafael: "What are we doing in class today?"
Ulrich: "Today we're looking at forces in a circuit"
Rafael: "Nooo, don't tell me we're doing the Dirty Funcia Dammer"
Ulrich: "Ye..."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.