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Dirty Dammer 

When during class the physics teacher starts talking about his adventures where he saves his wife from drowning. Then he stands up and slaps every student with his massive shlong. He then goes on to give out free backshots and the principal also gets some.
John: Jo bro why'd you get sick today? You missed out on the Dirty Dammer!
Michael: Oh no, so unfortunate!
Dirty Dammer by your.dads.lover April 24, 2024

Dirty Dammer 

When you stick a tube up your butthole and turn on the vacuum-pump so it sucks everything out of your ass.
Gian: "He was playing around whit his friend and he accidentally got a dirty Dammer"
Ulrich: "Oh no poor boy!"
Dirty Dammer by your.dads.lover January 31, 2024

Dirty Mahedi 

When you're in Mathclass and the teacher suddenly forces you to give him a rimjob whilst holding the quadratic formula in your foreskin.
"he really suffered in mathclass."
"he must have gotten a Dirty Mahedi from his teacher"
Dirty Mahedi by your.dads.lover October 24, 2023