dammer 

to be bored, looking lonely and depressed, little friends, always has his/her head down

damn,that boy/girl lookin real 'dammer' today

dammer by real*shit!!! March 16, 2009

dammer 

a playful conjunction of damn and her.

She won't answer her phone, dammer!

dammer by Kyaiwn February 21, 2009

Dammer Azzer 

A crazy party based in a Cali-Club.

John and I hit a Dammer Azzer

Dammer Azzer by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

beaver dammer 

a term synonymous with "cock block" however only applying to women that prevent another woman from "scoring" with a target of intimate interest

"I was totally gonna go home with that guy till that beaver dammer screwed it up"
"i totally got beaver dammed by that slut!"

beaver dammer by sully401 July 7, 2009

Dirty Dammer 

When you stick a tube up your butthole and turn on the vacuum-pump so it sucks everything out of your ass.

Gian: "He was playing around whit his friend and he accidentally got a dirty Dammer"
Ulrich: "Oh no poor boy!"

Dirty Dammer by your.dads.lover January 31, 2024

Dirty Dammer 

When during class the physics teacher starts talking about his adventures where he saves his wife from drowning. Then he stands up and slaps every student with his massive shlong. He then goes on to give out free backshots and the principal also gets some.

John: Jo bro why'd you get sick today? You missed out on the Dirty Dammer!
Michael: Oh no, so unfortunate!

Dirty Dammer by your.dads.lover April 24, 2024

Dirty Funcia Dammer

A term denoting a highly specific sexual scenario involving extreme power dynamics. The act describes a submissive individual, designated as the "Funcia," being dominated by an authoritative figure, the "Dammer," within an educational setting. The specific configuration involves the Dammer performing irrumatio upon the Funcia while simultaneously receiving anilingus. The neologism itself is a composite, with "dirty" signifying the transgressive nature of the act, while "Funcia" and "Dammer" are invented terms that codify the submissive and dominant roles, respectively. The fantasy is rooted in the eroticization of institutional power structures and the complete subjugation of one party to the other.

Rafael: "What are we doing in class today?"
Ulrich: "Today we're looking at forces in a circuit"
Rafael: "Nooo, don't tell me we're doing the Dirty Funcia Dammer"
Ulrich: "Ye..."

Dirty Funcia Dammer by Ulrich_Paddel May 4, 2026